As the titles states. I like Lions.. in fact, I love Lions. I love all animals to be quite honest. Reporters on the other hand can get annoying. All ends well enough in the video. A few minutes of tense omg action, but nothing horrible.

Actually, I’m a bit jealous. This guy got to pet a Lion, and then ended up with awesome Lion attack scars.

** dreaming **
–
Scene 1: At a party, drink in hand. Strangers and friends all around.
Friend #1: Ya know, Rick was attacked by a Lion.
Stranger #1: Oh my god, really? (Stranger #1 looks at Rick)
Rick: It was nothing. (acting modest)
Stranger #2: What happened?
Friend #1: He was nearly mauled to death by a Lion, that’s what happened. Show ‘em the scars, Rick.
All Strangers: *small gasp*
Rick: Nobody wants to see the scars.
Stranger #3: The hell we don’t.
Stranger #2: Yeah, lets see ‘em.
A few other Strangers: Yeah.
Rick: Ok, I guess. (*reluctantly* shows scars of Lion attack awesomeness)
All women in room begin to disrobe.

Scene 2: Rick laying on couch, eyes closed, smiling, making small eye movements as if in R.E.M. twitching a little, randomly. Also speaking a few inaudible words, with other audible words mixed in like, “Cool,” and, “Boobs.”
Rick’s wife appears.
Rick’s wife looks at Rick sleeping and shakes her head in disgust.
Rick’s wife begins shaking Rick to wake him up.
Wife #1: Rick… Rick, wake up. Wake up.
Rick: *wakes with a start* What, what.. ? *confused*
Wife #1: You were having that stupid dream again.
Rick: What?.. The one with the boat, the mermaid and T-pain?
Wife #1: No, that one with the Lion scars, you ass.
Rick: Oh… that dream is awesome.
Wife #1: *Shakes head, gets up to leave*
Rick: *Closes his eyes and lays his head back on the pillow* Do you want to see my Lion scars?
Wife #1: You don’t have Lion scars, dipshit!
–

Well, that’s the way I see that going down anyway. But seriously, Lion scars = chick magnet, I’m sure.

Oh, and by the way, if you’re wondering, my wife is labeled as Wife #1 in the above script because after she reads this it is my firm belief that she’ll no longer want to remain married to this insane, Lion scar dreaming freak. But that’s ok, Wife #2 is just a few Lion scars away.

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For those of you who do not know what the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is and don’t care, skip to the bottom.
For those of you who do not know what the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is and care, continue reading.

The LHC is an enormous energy particle accelerator. Basically, the plan with this is to accelerate particles and then cause them to collide at near the speed of light. As it is put on wikipedia, it was built with the intention of testing various predictions of high energy physics. Want to learn more? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider

Now, check this out:

I got a kick out of it, I figured some of my readers might as well.

A bit of additional food for thought:
http://blogs.uslhc.us/
and conversely
http://lhcdefense.org/blog/

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