Zombieland – The Survival Rules (Columbus’ Zombieland Rules List)

Zombieland – Columbus’ Zombieland Survival Rules

zombieland Zombieland The Survival Rules (Columbus Zombieland Rules List)

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In the movie Zombieland, the main character, Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg), has a list of Zombieland rules. These rules are revealed and referenced throughout the Zombieland movie.

Columbus’ Zombieland Survival Rules

I’ve scoured the web to compile the list of Columbus’ Zombieland survival rules. It has been fabled that there is a complete Zombieland Survival Rules list that was created for the movie, but of this complete list, only a few were referenced in the movie. In all of my searching, the complete list has eluded me. I have found several rules which may (or may not) be part of the original, complete list. These unconfirmed rules are noted below as being such.


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Do you know that one of these is incorrect, or that the numbering is wrong? Do you know where I can find a more complete, verifiable Zombieland Rules list? Either comment on this post below, or send me an email and let me know.
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Zombieland Information

Directed by: Ruben Fleischer
Produced by: Gavin Polone
Written by: Paul Wernick & Rhett Reese
Starring: Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin.
Music by: David Sardy
Release date(s)
- United States: October 2, 2009
- Canada: October 2, 2009
- United Kingdom: October 7, 2009
- Australia: December 3, 2009
Running time: 80 minutes
Country: United States
Budget: $23,600,000
Gross revenue: $61,850,958

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12 Responses to “Zombieland – The Survival Rules (Columbus’ Zombieland Rules List)”

  • Jess Says:
    October 6th, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    Awesome post. Zombieland was a wicked movie I’m glad I’m not the only one that wanted this survival list.

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  • Trevor Lee Fricke Says:
    February 19th, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    Y’all should make a series for zombie land with the original cast. “Zombie kill of the week” where there is a half hour each week that shows the zombie kill of that week. (could be in any state).
    Another idea is to make a few more movies and keep the original cast. what they are doing is traveling the united states finding others that are not zombies trying to save them and making “zombie killing” a profession. Each place can have different things like in the hick places the safe people have domesticated zombies and made zombie farms, or doing things that kind of relate to that state.

  • dan Says:
    March 23rd, 2010 at 2:23 am

    zombieland is the best movie ever…
    these rule are gonna come in handy one day….

  • Cathlene Says:
    April 8th, 2010 at 10:55 am

    Rule number 7 was in the movie.
    And Zombie Land is the best zombie movie ever :p

  • James Says:
    August 5th, 2010 at 7:02 pm

    Not a new rule, but a side note… In the original rulebook, rule 2 was Ziploc Bags, but it was changed.
    As a side note… Zombieland is one of the best films to come out in recent years, and probably ever… I would love to see this in the original plan of TV series or at the least a movie series (assuming they keep the same cast. It is extremely annoying when they try to pass off a different actor/actress as the same character)

  • harley Says:
    August 16th, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    zombieland is awesome

  • harley Says:
    August 16th, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    these rules are very important

  • HarleyD Says:
    August 31st, 2010 at 4:45 am

    Rule #21 avoid Strip Clubs.

    http://moviecultists.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/zombieland-poster-strip-clubs.jpg

  • HarleyD Says:
    August 31st, 2010 at 4:48 am

    Rule #8 Get a Kickass Partner

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  • kitty zombilishious Says:
    June 27th, 2011 at 7:32 am

    i love what yur doin butyou can’t get the complete list i say the producers should release a list i mean every one loves it or maybe heve a scond movie that reveals the rest of the list
    PS: THERE IS NO 33! COLUMBUS ADDED ENJOY THE LITTLE THINGS AFTER TALAHASEE SAID IT

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