The Modern Hippy Male

Cubicle Prank Pictures

A few years back, while working at a crappy job in a small cubicle farm, my supervisor left on vacation. While he was away, a fellow co-worker purchased several bags of balloons. We blew them all up and filled his ceiling-less office (cubicle) with them. His return was quite uneventful. He chuckled, kicked a trail to his desk, sat down, opened a soda, and returned to the World of Warcraft forums he considered work. Sad, it took us a long time, and a lot of effort to inflate those balloons.

Although I don’t have any pictures of that cubicle prank, I decided to find some other cubicle prank pictures to share with you all. So, here they are 20 cubicle pranks.

Cubicle Prank #1 - 1 of 3

Cubicle Prank #1 - 2 of 3

Cubicle Prank #1 - 3 of 3

Cubicle Prank #2 - 1 of 2

Cubicle Prank #2 - 2 of 2

Cubicle Prank #3

Cubicle Prank #4 - 1 of 3

Cubicle Prank #4 - 2 of 3

Cubicle Prank #4 - 3 of 3

Cubicle Prank #5

Cubicle Prank #6 - 1 of 3

Cubicle Prank #6 - 2 of 3

Cubicle Prank #6 - 3 of 3

Cubicle Prank #7 - 1 of 2

Cubicle Prank #7 - 2 of 2

Cubicle Prank #8 - 1 of 2

Cubicle Prank #8 - 2 of 2

Cubicle Prank #9 - 1 of 2

Cubicle Prank #9 - 2 of 2

Cubicle Prank #10

Cubicle Prank #11

Cubicle Prank #12

Cubicle Prank #13

Cubicle Prank #14

Cubicle Prank #15

Cubicle Prank #16

Cubicle Prank #17

Cubicle Prank #18

Cubicle Prank #19

Cubicle Prank #20

Zombieland – Columbus’ Zombieland Survival Rules

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Columbus’ Zombieland Survival Rules

I’ve scoured the web to compile the list of Columbus’ Zombieland survival rules. It has been fabled that there is a complete Zombieland Survival Rules list that was created for the movie, but of this complete list, only a few were referenced in the movie. In all of my searching, the complete list has eluded me. I have found several rules which may (or may not) be part of the original, complete list. These unconfirmed rules are noted below as being such.

• 01. Cardio
• 02. Double Tap
• 03. Beware of bathrooms
• 04. Seat belts

According to a trailer.

• 06. Cast Iron Skillet

From a TV Spot.

• 07. Travel light

From a TV Spot.

• 12. Bounty Paper Towels

From a TV Spot.

• 15. Bowling Ball

From a TV Spot.

• 17. (Don’t) be a hero

Changed in the movie, after it’s defined, to “Be a hero.”

• 18. Limber up
• 22. Plan your escape

aka: When in doubt, know your way out.

• 29. The Buddy System
• 31. Check the back seat
• 32. Enjoy the little things
• 33. Swiss Army Knife

From a TV Spot.

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Help Columbus’ Zombieland Rules list grow

Do you know that one of these is incorrect, or that the numbering is wrong? Do you know where I can find a more complete, verifiable Zombieland Rules list? Either comment on this post below, or send me an email and let me know.
Myself, and other readers thank you for your contribution.

Zombieland Information

Directed by: Ruben Fleischer
Produced by: Gavin Polone
Written by: Paul Wernick & Rhett Reese
Starring: Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin.
Music by: David Sardy
Release date(s)
- United States: October 2, 2009
- Canada: October 2, 2009
- United Kingdom: October 7, 2009
- Australia: December 3, 2009
Running time: 80 minutes
Country: United States
Budget: $23,600,000
Gross revenue: $61,850,958

Zombieland Movie Posters:

Zombieland Soundtrack:

As the titles states. I like Lions.. in fact, I love Lions. I love all animals to be quite honest. Reporters on the other hand can get annoying. All ends well enough in the video. A few minutes of tense omg action, but nothing horrible.

Actually, I’m a bit jealous. This guy got to pet a Lion, and then ended up with awesome Lion attack scars.

** dreaming **
–
Scene 1: At a party, drink in hand. Strangers and friends all around.
Friend #1: Ya know, Rick was attacked by a Lion.
Stranger #1: Oh my god, really? (Stranger #1 looks at Rick)
Rick: It was nothing. (acting modest)
Stranger #2: What happened?
Friend #1: He was nearly mauled to death by a Lion, that’s what happened. Show ‘em the scars, Rick.
All Strangers: *small gasp*
Rick: Nobody wants to see the scars.
Stranger #3: The hell we don’t.
Stranger #2: Yeah, lets see ‘em.
A few other Strangers: Yeah.
Rick: Ok, I guess. (*reluctantly* shows scars of Lion attack awesomeness)
All women in room begin to disrobe.

Scene 2: Rick laying on couch, eyes closed, smiling, making small eye movements as if in R.E.M. twitching a little, randomly. Also speaking a few inaudible words, with other audible words mixed in like, “Cool,” and, “Boobs.”
Rick’s wife appears.
Rick’s wife looks at Rick sleeping and shakes her head in disgust.
Rick’s wife begins shaking Rick to wake him up.
Wife #1: Rick… Rick, wake up. Wake up.
Rick: *wakes with a start* What, what.. ? *confused*
Wife #1: You were having that stupid dream again.
Rick: What?.. The one with the boat, the mermaid and T-pain?
Wife #1: No, that one with the Lion scars, you ass.
Rick: Oh… that dream is awesome.
Wife #1: *Shakes head, gets up to leave*
Rick: *Closes his eyes and lays his head back on the pillow* Do you want to see my Lion scars?
Wife #1: You don’t have Lion scars, dipshit!
–

Well, that’s the way I see that going down anyway. But seriously, Lion scars = chick magnet, I’m sure.

Oh, and by the way, if you’re wondering, my wife is labeled as Wife #1 in the above script because after she reads this it is my firm belief that she’ll no longer want to remain married to this insane, Lion scar dreaming freak. But that’s ok, Wife #2 is just a few Lion scars away.